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Classified Ad
I found her number in a classified ad
A fast food hairdresser who didn't look too bad
Grew up on the soaps and the game show hosts
A T.V. degree that accented her most
I made my selection and called her on the phone
When I asked her direction she stared at her T.V.
Screen and said, "What do you mean?"
We went to a party that her girl friend had
I got to meet the names from the classified ad
We analyzed the movies and all got into signs
Baby tell me yours and maybe I'll tell mine
My analyst said I should get out more than once a week
Did you see the diet in the new star
It said if you loose all those pounds
You'll be the thinnest one around
Chorus
Sorry friends but I got to get on home
I hate to be a bother but I'd rather be alone
The wind was howling I walked quickly down the street
The night was closing in, the air was loosing heat
I felt so empty for again I was alone
I thought about returning
With that thought I ran on home
But on the way I could hear them calling my name
Don't you run away we all want you to stay
Do the things we do and you'll eliminate your pain
Chorus
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Step on up, step on in, close the door close your eyes
And search within
Everything, everyone, every bit and piece of time's
Enclosed
Live it now one never knows
Chorus
All your life long dreams can come alive
Everything you want's enclosed inside
The dream machine
Mary Johnson
From Wisconsin
Dreamed she'd be a model in a magazine
So to Hollywood she flew
Did a layout and when it came out
She realized she couldn't recognize herself at all
They changed her face they dyed her hair
Now she don't even care any more
Chorus
Henry Mizer
Truck driver
Dreamed he'd be a country singer on a silver stage
Singing down home country songs
With fame and fortune he could do no wrong
Promoters dined him
Then they signed him
Then they told him all about how it was to be
They changed his songs they changed his style
'till he found himself trucking back the miles
Chorus
When you're ready to come out we take your money
And put you in your place
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Bartholomew Roberts
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Bartholomew Roberts
Words and Music by David Shepherd Grossman 1982
I found him lying on a broken dock
In a drunken sleep about four o' clock in the morning
One leg good, the other one wood
His eye patched over just like it should I woke him.
I said, "Excuse me sir but might you be
Of Bartholomew Robert's piracy?"
He asked what it was to me. I told him.
"I sir am an average Joe
A songsmith traveling to and fro
I'd like to talk to you before I go"
He said, "Me belly could use a bit of rum you know."
I gave him the bottle and he turned to speak
His face was old his voice was weak
He claimed to be the last of the crew's defeat
By a British Man Of War off Cape Lopez
(Chorus) Roberts was a gentleman
Drank his tea from an old tin can
Never touched a bottle kept a clean ship and
You'd never guess he was a pirate
He said, "Our ship was mighty as a sloop could be
Over four hundred vessels plundered we
With our sacks full of biscuits we'd return to the sea
Our jolly roger blowing proud and free
After Roberts robbed a vessel of it's prize
He'd return the ship to it's captain's sorry eyes
Never questioned any man's disguise
He followed the Sabbath as he followed the sky (Chorus)
I remember the day clear in me mind
We were scrubbing the hull for the very last time
When a British Man Of War attacked from behind
We were too drunk to fight we were to drunk to mind
I by chance swam under a pier and escaped my fate
Through luck and fear.
Though Robert's wasn't drunk he was just too near
The thought of his death fill me eye with tear." (Chorus)
I left the docks and headed on. Put the pirates words into
A song. Roberts may be dead but his story’s not gone
It's hard to believe he was a pirate
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When Everything Was New
I recall my younger days when everything was new
We'd take the horse and buggy home
The air was clear the sky was blue
Time it passed much slower
Than it seems to pass today
Now it seems that time just slips away
When I was young I'd rise at dawn
And wake up brother Bill
We'd eat our eggs, toast, and jam
And head out for the field
I would get the horses
Bill prepared the plow
What a shame our field's a freeway now
Cars and steel machines
Do people still have time to dream
Oh I recall those skies of blue
When I was young and everything was new
Love was oh so simple then
We knew our lines quite well
You'd take a damsel dancing with distant hopes
Of wedding bells
You'd take her hand, you'd take her home,
You'd take a kiss or try
Today you take it all and say goodbye
I guess I've become out of date
This model's just too old
My comrades are all passing on
It's hard to fit this modern mold
Maybe I just can't fit
The size I just outgrew
But I recall my yesterdays
The sky was blue no yellow haze
Yes I recall when everything was new
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We got lions, tigers, goats, and things
We got a camel and a wild boar
We got a popcorn , soda, and ice cream stand
Take the kids to the animal poster store
You can laugh at the chimps and orangutans
Take a picture with the ape of the day
If all these folks are having such fun
Why am I feeling this way
Chorus
I got the zoo blues
On the other side of the cage
I got those zoo blues
Working for the minimum wage
I think some of those monkeys are starting to see
That it might be fun to throw some bars around me
I got the zoo bee doo bee doo bee doo blues
Somebody get me the key
We got the penguins in the penguin pool
Got the pigs rolling in the slop
The alligator saying , "It's cold around here"
While the polar bear is saying, "It's hot"
And the platypus, in self analysis
Trying to figure out what the hell he is
I'm here grabbing garbage from the ground
Putting it under the lid (Chorus)
The zoo keeper is a nice old man, nice but getting slow
Pretty soon he's gonna die and if I get the key
I'm gonna let them all go
Elephants and hippos dancing free in the streets
There's no way we could fail
'cause the worst thing could happen
Be the cops coming 'round
And throwing them back in jail
(Chorus)
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Shot At The World
Rainbows of shadows all tossing and turning
Minds disappear with the night
Waterfalls crashing and dew drops are burning
Crystallized lakes filled with light
The queen in her castle the king on his thrown
The fool touched the wizard who turned him to stone
And here I sit always alone in my mind
Chorus
I'd like to take a shot at the world
Just open my eyes and fly
Take a shot to remind myself
That this is where I'm alive
The boy ran away to be a clown
To ride in the circus on the their merry-go-round
So he followed the laughter from town to town
Just to get thrown in the well
The mountains they opened and started to shake
The waves crashed down on the tropical lake
The fool had been kissed by a princess for sake
They were blown away by the wind
Chorus
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Heart In The Wind
Flowers in the garden
And a will to keep them there
They almost died too many times
I became too cold to care
But there's a light now through the window
It warms the room within
A heart back in the wind
So many dreams get shattered
Mine are just the same
Within the loss there's a solitude
A comfort in the rain
I don't know where I'm going
But I feel the way I've been
A heart back in the wind
A tired sun sets down
I watch the sky a while
The colors change then start to fade
Like sadness in a smile
But all the shades feel peaceful
As sleep comes creeping in
A heart back
A heart back
A heart back in the wind
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Looking Down
I'm looking down over the city lights
Seems I'm always out on the peaks in these lonely nights
The air is cool and crisp
Like the break of day
I can see a mist
Creeping in on the bay
And I've been looking around with my head held high
Trying to see all the ghosts trying to touch the sky
Looking down
As seasons turn through time lives do change
Some slip into rhyme and some out of range
And I was well out of sight 'till the turn of the tide
Cut through the ice so I could see outside
And I've never quite known what is real from a dream
But when I'm out on the peaks I feel right in between
Looking Down
Fishing boats slowly turning their sails to the wind
In the streets the people scurry
Running circles in a hurry
Don't take time too fast
The less you use the more it will last
I can see a light rising over the bay
Through every dark night there comes a new day
The air is crisp it's the break of dawn
I'm driving down through the mist to the city beyond
And I've been doing some thinking
On this high level ground
And when that sun starts to set I'll be back looking down
Looking down
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The Marionette
Tonight for a moment I stepped out of character
Broke the strings and walked off the floor
I stopped to play with the marionette
Pulled one string and he turned one way
Made him react and made him obey
I was the life in the marionette
I looked up at the stars and wondered why
Why we must live and why we must die
The life it left the marionette
So there it lies
What is the use
You don't know what's in between the questions
And the truth
I picked up the strings and tied them back on
Sat down to write the words to this song
And turned back into the marionette
So what I have learned I also have lost
You can't obtain happiness
'till you've been through the cost
That will kill the marionette
Tonight for a moment I stepped out of character
Broke the strings and walked off the floor
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Broken Heart Harbor
I used to be a sailor
The storms washed me a shore
In this pub here on the corner
With the gypsies and the whores
Sweet Misty was my love
But love was struck by time
For when I did return
One less love was mine
Chorus
I've anchored here in broken heart harbor
An uncharted island where broken hearts stay
I drifted in here when my Misty was taken
Drifted in here when my Misty was taken
Drifted in here when my Misty was taken away
The streets can seem so empty
Deserts seem so dry
I hope one day to glimpse beyond
The curtains of the sky
Everyday I walk an edge
In case a boat floats by
With a message in a bottle
To tell me you're alive
Chorus
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Always That Way
02:22
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Johnny Chrome Engine
On birthday number five my daddy died
He was fixing a flat by that mountain road side
Cranked up the jack slipped under the car
When the jack came down poor old daddy saw stars
The last words we exchanged was by that highway exit
I said, "Daddy it's falling," he said, "Holly shit."
Now I'm older and a genius it seems
I got the coolest set of wheels you have ever seen
Got a chrome transmission and neon plugs
Got silk upholstery and a Chinese rug
If you lift the hood you won't believe your eyes
It's like the sunset strip under moonlit skies
Chorus
They call me Johnny Chroooooome
Johnny Chrome Engine I'm as proud as can be
The American ace from sea to sea
I built me that car and I call it the Phantom
When you slip it in gear it plays the national anthem
Me and my car having so much fun
I'd cruise it on the strip if it would only run
Every Saturday night I push it down the block
All the kids in town think it's really hot
Chorus
Someday I'm gonna get me a car to cruise
Gonna throw in the can these old walking shoes
Gonna drive to school
Gonna drive all around
Gonna tow the Phantom all through the town
Then all the guys will think I'm really hip
See Johnny Chrome Engine on the Sunset Strip
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Outlaw Hobo
In 1901 I got my first gun
I knew how to shoot and I knew when to run
We were waiting on a stagecoach the day I was told
The old stagecoach line became the southern railroad
Now I sit on this street corner
Night after night
On a bench underneath this old traffic light
My draw's a bit rusty and I run kind of slow
But I still have the charm of an outlaw hobo
I robbed the stagecoach and a train in my time
Wanted from Kansas to the Texas state line
I was never a legend or much of a name
I'm not Billy The Kid and I ain't Jesse James
Outlaws these days they don't have much style
They hold up machines and plea insane on trial
My spirit's bone dry, but that's how it goes
When you live the life of an outlaw hobo
Life feels empty most of the time
I fill it with whiskey and bottles of wine
The sound of a train still takes me back in my mind
Hold-ups, gambling, and drinking all day
I'm too old for the first two but the last one's okay
In the north part of Texas - buried out there
I hid five thousand dollars but can't recall where
Moments and memories that much I've got
And I remember it well whether it happened or not
'cause I can't determine the difference no more
I'm just an old outlaw hobo and not sure what for
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Bridge Of Wood & Stone
With both hands in my pockets
I walked the mountain trail
A soft spring breeze scattered leaves
From tree tops down they sailed
There were no city sounds no people around
And I walked down to a stream
Built a little bridge and slipped into a dream
I thought of home
But all I've known
Chorus
Seems so far away
Taxi cabs and busses rushing in and out all day
Nights out on the town
Kicking cans along the ground
I built this bridge of wood and stone
Do we cross our lives alone?
Behind the tree topped mountains
There's a clear and cloudless sky
Circling so patiently a hawk swiftly glides
Everyone I know had asked me not to go
But I don't know what they mean
The answer is there isn't one what truth lies in between
I took a step across and suddenly felt lost
Chorus
Where is home?
I looked into the stream to see
And saw my reflection staring back at me
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